Thelma the Unicorn Official Trailer

Give it up for the world next big musical legend. We need softer hay. Ain’t nobody want to hear music from a plain old farm pony. Hold up. What do I remind you of? A pony with a large edible mask growing out of its brain? Come on, do better than that. I think you better go take a look at yourself. I’m a Unicorn. I look, look, there’s a Unicorn. I told you they’re real. Can you orange? You lasers? What color is your blood? Can you do anything magical? Yeah, I can sing for you. Something’s more. Something’s there. Something’s blooming in the air. I’m screaming. You You’re like a fluffy piece of cotton candy with legs. Sign with me and I could turn you into a star, just like Nikki. You’re just going to let people think you’re a real Unicorn. People are finally giving our music a chance. Look out, Nikki, because you’re about to get replaced. Get out there and find that unicorns dirty little secret. A lot of people told us we’d never make it because we didn’t look like stars. It’s time for the world to see what you really are. Oh no. I don’t care what you look like, you got to stay from your. Get off my back. Why are you pretending to be someone else? I’m finally special. You were special before all this, Thelma. We’re just getting started.