35 Things They Refuse To Teach You In High School That You Learn Pretty Much Immediately In College

Once you start college, you’ll learn…

1. Things will fly. Oh, they’ll fly:

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2.The tuba will open a lot of doors:

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3.8 a.m. is way too early:

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4. Post-skip depression is real:

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5. Assigned seats are a state of mind:

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6. Your group will always betray you:

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7.You will forget something very, very important:

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8. Every dollar is well spent:

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9.You gotta take a nap:

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10.You NEED to be specific:

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11. Liquor bottles are not a decoration:

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12.You’re gonna live in mystery:

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13.Your schedule will be super, super tight:

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14. Sometimes, you just gotta leave:

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15.Professors are super straight shooters:

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16.The smallest things matter:

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17.All the Wi-Fi network names in dorms will give you great joy:

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18. Nothing bonds two people closer than a late night Google doc rendezvous:

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19.Someone is always going to be more confused than you:

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20.There are two types of professors:

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21. Sometimes, a 52 is a-ok:

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22.The unexplainable will happen:

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23. Professors will just straight up be on another planet:

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24.It’s way better than middle school:

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25. Not everyone finds what they’re looking for:

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26. It’s the weird people who have it together:

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27.Professors will vary widely:

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28. People really don’t care:

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29. Parking will be your number one enemy:

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30.“Office hours” has a flexible meaning:

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31. The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:

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32. High school numbers don’t matter anymore:

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33. Your dreams ain’t comin’ true:

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34. Professors are one of two ways:

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35. And passing is all that really matters:

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