Gutfeld: Is robotics rapidly advancing? Well witness this dog's dancing
Is robotics rapidly advancing? Well, witness this dog’s dancing. Our second video of the day comes from Boston Dynamics. I know, who unveiled a friendly, fur covered version of their robot dog Spot. Introducing Sparkles. Where’s Kristi Gnome when you need her, by the way, Cat. She’s going to be on Tuesday, so it should be fun, huh? Bring your pet night. Bring your. Well, I gotta say, jeans really likes her now. Oh, I bet. Oh, yeah. What do you make of this, this masquerading this machinery as something cuddly? Well, you know who must. Who’s must be really worried about this? Puppeteers. Yes. Oh, like there’s. I feel like there’s probably not that many of there’s probably not that many of those jobs as it is. And now robots are going to be doing it. That’s true, because hard to find puppeteer work. I lived with one once. Did you really live with a puppeteer? Yeah. When I first started, when you first hired me, I was living with a puppeteer in Brooklyn. A legend. A puppeteer in Brooklyn. Yeah, that’s who you hired. Talk to yourself. Not me. Oh, man, Tyrus, You know, it’s like, it’s like putting a onesie on a machine gun. It’s still a it’s still a machine gun. Like, literally. Last week, the same cute fuzzy dog had a flamethrower on its back. So just because you sprinkle it up, it’s still a death machine. The only thing is, with the Super absorbent dog fur, it might slow down my water attack a little bit. But yeah, you, I don’t know why. Who is this for the terminally ill? Like you’re going to scare that. Who was going to be in the hospital and want to see this coming up to him? I mean, all the movements are robotic and lack any soul or life. It’s scary. Like if my daughter is getting her tonsils out and here comes the robot dogs, then she’ll be in for trauma. Like nobody will. It’s just going to be what it is. It’s just going to be something that carries your luggage, you know? It’s not going to be a pet, Shannon. This is like one of those things where we call it a dog because it’s on four legs, but it’s just basically going to be you’re going to put, it’s like going to, it’s basically going to be a coffee table that moves. Well, my question is too, who is this for and why would we know there is a deadly, heartless killing machine underneath this? Every time people see these videos, they’re horrified and have nightmares about it. To put something fluffy on top of it then makes me ask the question, like, why are they trying to integrate this into our hearts and our homes in any way? Yeah, Gutfeld, answer her. No, I mean, no. He always sides with the robots, the apocalypse and stuff. Answer Gutfeld. Wait, thank God. Go ahead. Well, to me this is sort of like clowns who we know most of them are terrifying and scary, but we’ve all seen the movie where they’re in their cute disguises and look all fluffy and cute, but then they show up at the carnival and start killing everyone. I know I’ll never trust this dog. You know it is. I would thank God we do have a robot here today Todd, as no, it it it’s kind of interesting because you know it’s like they claim it’s a robot but it’s it You can’t call something a robot if it’s programmed. If there’s somebody off on the side going like this, a robot has to be autonomous. I think this is false advertising. I also think it’s stupid. I also why, if you were dressing it up as a dog, why did you dress it in drag? Yeah, I really this is a drag dog. This is a drag dog. You are so red meat today. I know what is happening to our robot dogs when they’re dressing in drag, asks Todd Pyro. Now this is great for us. I just got a segment for Monday’s show. I’m going to pitch Drag Robots also. Is this the image you want? Like when the robots come and kill all of us? This glitter drag Dylan Mulvaney robot going after all of us was did I go too far? So guys at the Brooks Brothers acapella concert, we’re going to serve the vegans a steak. God, I got this great man. Iris just gave me a look like I am going to die after this. All right, we must move on. Wow. Coming up, Joe Mumbles and lies. Then this is our allies.