Luton Town are runaway champions in the Tipping league

Edward Tipping’s table puts Luton Town way out in front and Manchester City second from bottom. Photograph: David Rogers/Getty

Manchester City’s “historic” fourth title (19 May) is perhaps not so surprising since they are the richest club; runners-up Arsenal are the second-richest, and the bottom club, Sheffield United, the second-poorest. A league that I created, by calculating points won per club value in billions of euros, puts Luton Town way out in front (208 points per billion) and Manchester City second from bottom (72 points per billion). Hats off to Luton!

Edward Tipping

Staveley, Cumbria

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R Converwell Plenty

Stroud, Gloucestershire

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Dr Nigel Fairweather

Brixham, Devon

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Louise Foxcroft

London

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Jane Lawson

London

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David Upton

Middlesbrough

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